that my beloved art school is moving to the wretched town of Columbus, Mississippi? What on earth will I do there?
Word on the street is that Bill 1555 is floating around the state capitol as of now, stating that sum bitchezz want to move the school in which I'm currently enrolled to the MS School for Math and Science campus.
So in response, I have just a few questions for you, Cecil Brown.
If you and your fancy house schlep our poor school to The W,
where am I going to buy sandwiches?
What if they don't have as many sidewalks?
Who will pretend to be Harry Potter with me?
Where will Mrs. O'Hara put her tattoo parlor?
What if I don't have enough dorm space all of my cereals?
What if MSMS students are all much larger than us?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO PEAR PEAR?
and
How the hell do I get to Columbus?
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