Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Oh, and By the Way.

BLOG RESSURECTION.

I'm terribly sorry I abandoned you after only one use. That's probably like the golden rule of blogging, isn't it?

Anywho, I'm back.
COMIN' AT CHA.


I thought this image would better get my message across.

Could It Be?

that my beloved art school is moving to the wretched town of Columbus, Mississippi? What on earth will I do there?

Word on the street is that Bill 1555 is floating around the state capitol as of now, stating that sum bitchezz want to move the school in which I'm currently enrolled to the MS School for Math and Science campus.

So in response, I have just a few questions for you, Cecil Brown.

If you and your fancy house schlep our poor school to The W,
where am I going to buy sandwiches?
What if they don't have as many sidewalks?
Who will pretend to be Harry Potter with me?
Where will Mrs. O'Hara put her tattoo parlor?
What if I don't have enough dorm space all of my cereals?
What if MSMS students are all much larger than us?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO PEAR PEAR?
and
How the hell do I get to Columbus?

Thursday, September 11, 2008

And so begins a new era of blogging.


My day at art school has not gone as well as I had planned. On my way to breakfast, I made it almost to the first floor without realizing my zipper was undone. I hope no one saw, not because I am embarrassed, but because I would be disappointed in finding they noticed and weren't even polite enough to let a brother know.

As I enjoyed my lovely twenty minute break earlier today, Mrs. Fitzsimmons caught me pop the strap on the device carrying Primrose's jugulars. She was not pleased. Not only did she require me to apologize to Primrose, but to her as well. This puzzled me. I can not recall pulling on Mrs. Fitzsimmons's bra strap, nor would I ever do so, especially in front of all of those people inside the computer lab.

(Sighing) I'm not excited thinking about what the rest of this day has in store for me. I'll have to avoid Mrs. Fitzsimmons for the time being.


I'll have lots more fun on here later, so check back soon. I'll keep you posted. Get it?